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When it's Springtime in Cache Creek

Springtime in Cache Creek is characterized by gradually warming temperatures, with crisp mornings giving way to sunny afternoons. The air is filled with the scent of blooming flowers, and the sky is a brilliant blue. As the season progresses, the days lengthen, providing ample time to enjoy the outdoors. Whether you're interested in nature, history, or simply relaxing in a peaceful setting, Cache Creek in the spring offers something for everyone1.

In summary, springtime in Cache Creek is a time of renewal and beauty, offering a unique blend of natural splendor, historical significance, and community warmth. It is an ideal destination for those seeking a tranquil retreat with plenty of opportunities for outdoor adventure and exploration.

The Dog Food Diet

I was in Walmart at the cashier buying a few 50 pound bags of dog food. A man asked if I had a big dog. I told him no, I am starting the dog food diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because last time I ended up in the hospital.
But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told him that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with dog treats and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, so it works well, and I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, he asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told him no, I stopped to Pee on a lamp pole and a car hit me.

a man in a grocery store with bags of dog food to eat for his dog food diet.

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Shadows Over Cache Creek --
A Serial Story

The Robbery

The Vanishing Act
As news of the robbery spread through Cache Creek like wildfire, the stranger who had arrived just days before vanished without a trace. Whispers and speculation filled the Oasis Saloon, where Buck Thornton sat nursing a whiskey, his keen eyes observing the nervous energy of the patrons.
"I tell you, that newcomer had something to do with it," growled Old Pete, a grizzled prospector. "Showed up out of nowhere, then disappeared right after the gold dust went missing. It ain't natural."
Buck remained silent, his mind working over the details. The stranger's disappearance was too convenient, but something didn't add up. A skilled thief wouldn't draw attention to himself before a heist.
As the night wore on, a new figure entered the saloon, drawing curious glances. Sir James Whitaker, known around town as a "remittance man," stumbled in, his once-fine clothes now threadbare and stained. The scion of a wealthy British family, Whitaker had been sent to the colonies with a monthly allowance to keep him far from home – and out of trouble.

Princess vs Queen

I was on a flight with a very cheerful flight attendant, who was clearly gay and made everyone smile as he served us food and drinks.

As we were getting ready to land, he came down the aisle in a fun way and announced, “Captain Marvey asked me to tell you that he’ll be landing the big, scary plane soon. So, lovely people, please put your trays up – that would be super.”

As he walked back down the aisle, he saw a well-dressed woman, who looked a bit Arabic, hadn’t moved her tray. He said, “Maybe you didn’t hear me over the loud engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can get us safely on the ground.”

The woman calmly turned to him and said, “In my country, I’m called a Princess and I don’t take orders from anyone.”

Without missing a beat, the flight attendant replied, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”

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